Published 20. November 2010 at 8:53 pm - No Comments
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.”
In a New York restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ou
Published 20. November 2010 at 8:45 pm - No Comments
An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn’t find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump
Published 20. November 2010 at 8:33 pm - No Comments
Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Microsoft Panhandling.
“The idea came to me the other day when a homeless man asked me for money,”
Published 19. November 2010 at 9:09 pm - No Comments
a 2006 study found that the average american walks about 900 miles a year.
another recent study found that americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
that means, on average, americans get about 41 miles per gallon.
not bad.
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Published 19. November 2010 at 8:28 pm - No Comments
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education?
As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, “I have just one
Published 19. November 2010 at 8:27 pm - No Comments
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everyb
Published 19. November 2010 at 8:12 pm - No Comments
A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer please.”
The barman looks at him and says “Sorry, I can’t serve you.”
“Why not?” askes the brain.
“You’re already out of your head.”
Published 19. November 2010 at 7:59 pm - No Comments
I can’t come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don’t remember. I’d appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.
Published 19. November 2010 at 7:54 pm - No Comments
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I’ll be right with you.
Published 18. November 2010 at 8:37 pm - No Comments
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is
Signs and notices 03 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.” In a New York restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ou
An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn’t find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump
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