How Much Money Would You Have?

“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher,

“and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents,

how much money would you have?”

“One dollar.” answered little Johnny.

“You don’t know your basic math.” said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.

Little Johnny shook his head too, “You don’t know my daddy.”

A Young Couple Move Into A New Neighborhood

A Old Man Walks Into A Pharmacy