Three Moms Brunette, A Redhead And A Blonde

There are three moms.

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

They were all talking one day and the brunette says

“Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed.

I cannot believe she smokes weed”

They comfort her, and the redhead says “Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter’s purse.

I cannot believe she has one”. So they all comfort her.

Then the blonde says “That’s nothing. I found a c*ndm in my daughter’s purse.

I just cannot believe she has a p*nis”

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