Old Woman Really Need A Compliment

A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying.

Her voice shakes as she says to her husband,

“I’m so old. I’m so fat. I look horrible.

I really need a compliment.” Her husband determined to quickly give his beloved the comfort she needs,

exclaims, “Well, you really have great eyesight!”

Wife and Husband Talking

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