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A Blonde Gets An Opportunity

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.

As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, “Boeing! Boeing!! Boeing!!!”

She forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise.

Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts “Be silent!”

There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot.

She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, “Oeing! Oeing! Oeing!”

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Two Elderly Ladies