Old Italian Man Goes To Church

An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts,

“Father forgive me for I have sinned.

During the war.

I hide a young Jewish girl in my cellar.

“That was a wonderful thing you did and needs no forgiveness”,

Said the priest.

“That’s not all, we struck up a romantic relationship,

We made love everyday and sometimes twice on Sundays.

The priest thought for a while then said.

“Those were difficult times, and things happen that otherwise wouldn’t,

You are forgiven my son.

The old man starts to leave , then turns and says,

“Should I tell her the wars over.

I Drunkenly Vomiting Into The Taxi