Monsters Under My Bed!

Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem.

“When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters under my bed.

I know it’s silly, but I can’t help it.”

The pastor recommended prayer, reading the Bible, singing hymns, keeping the lights on, but nothing worked.

One Sunday the man came to church happy and well rested.

He got the answer from his friend the carpenter.

“He told me just to cut the legs off the bed!”

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