Little Johnny Walks In Grandfather

Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar.

“May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny.

The grandpa replies “Well, does your d*ck touch your asshole?”

Johnny replied “No.” and left the room.

The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car.

“Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny.

“Does your d*ck touch your asshole?”


The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.

“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa.

“Does your d*ck touch your asshole, grandpa?”


“Then go f*ck yourself, this is my cookie

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