I Feel Just Like A Newborn Baby

Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree.

When one turns to the other and says:

“Slim, I’m 83 years old now and,

I’m just full of aches and pains.

I know you’re about my age.

How do you feel?”

Slim says,

“I feel just like a newborn baby.”


Like a newborn baby?” “


No hair, no teeth, and I think,

I just wet my pants.

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