A Woman Arrived At a Party

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests there, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

So she approached him, smiled and said politely, “Hello, my name is Carmen.”

“That’s a beautiful name”, he replied, “Is it a family name?”

“No”, she replied, “As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore, I choose Carmen.”

After a pause, she asks the man, “What’s your name?”

The man answers, “B. J. Titsengolf.”

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