A student and the head teacher in a school.
Set the scene: Recently a school in a small village has been vandalised,
this is a big deal as the village is so small and everyone knows each other…
the vandal as yet to be caught & a warrant has been put out for his/ her arrest…
Student: Have you heard about the vandalism that has just took place in the school Sir?
Head teacher: Yea (he replies) what an awful thing to do!
Student: I think I know who’s done it!
Head teacher: Who!?
Head teacher: Joe who?
Student: Joe mama!!!
the student gets expelled