There are funny animal jokes and free jokes on April Fools day of large quantity at Goforjoke for children and all walks of people. Enjoy all the animal jokes with your friends and your family, and have a funny April Fools Day.
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be